Jess Quote #997
Nick: Yes. I'm leaving, but I will not throw away this helmet.
Jess: Why? You didn't care about that helmet when you gave it to me?
Nick: Yes, I did. It was a Christmas gift.
Jess: I gave you a Christmas present, and you said, "Christmas? What? Hold up." And then you went and got that helmet. Unwrapped. What was I supposed to do with it? Wear it?
Nick: I wouldn't do...
Jess: Oh, the perfect ensemble for a night at the theater. Throw whatever you want at me, Blue Men. I'm ready.
[knocking at door] Oh, crap. That's Sam. Ugh. Okay, why won't this come off?
Nick: Probably because it's a child-size medium.
Jess: What?! Why would you give me a child's helmet?
Nick: I didn't think you were gonna put it on.
New Girl Quotes
‘Helmet’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: So what was our best, in your opinion?
Cece: Ooh, you just walked right into that one.
Jess: Okay, it wasn't something that actually happened. It was historical.
Nick: Oh, historical, so was there a dragon?
Jess: No, it was historical. You think dragons are real?
Nick: I think there's a lot of debate about it. And there's a lot of blogs about it. And I know that as a fact, 'cause I've written one.
Jess: Do you think dinosaurs are dragons?
Nick: There's debate about dragons, Jess, and we're not doing this right now.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Well, I'm on my way to meet Aly and her boyfriend for brunch. [laughing] And I am super excited to meet him. [normally] Yeah, that was sarcasm. And this is shark-casm: I just hate eating people.
Quote from Winston
Tripp: 'Sup. Let's talk puss. Ready to show me your hairy little guy?
Schmidt: What?
Winston: Ugh. Oh. Yes, uh... Introducing... The mouse murderin', the heart burglarin', the king of the kennel, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop. [Furguson purring] He's lickin' his no-no.
Schmidt: America's sweetheart.