Nick: Yes. I'm leaving, but I will not throw away this helmet.
Jess: Why? You didn't care about that helmet when you gave it to me?
Nick: Yes, I did. It was a Christmas gift.
Jess: I gave you a Christmas present, and you said, "Christmas? What? Hold up." And then you went and got that helmet. Unwrapped. What was I supposed to do with it? Wear it?
Nick: I wouldn't do...
Jess: Oh, the perfect ensemble for a night at the theater. Throw whatever you want at me, Blue Men. I'm ready.
[knocking at door] Oh, crap. That's Sam. Ugh. Okay, why won't this come off?
Nick: Probably because it's a child-size medium.
Jess: What?! Why would you give me a child's helmet?
Nick: I didn't think you were gonna put it on.