Nick Quote #979
Quote from Nick in The Apartment
Nick: I'm gonna go. He was average size, thin, wispy blond hair. Oddly shaped, kind of came to a point.
Winston: Uh, what does that mean?
Nick: Top heavy. A bit of a scar as if like from a hook or something.
Dunston: Gross. Ugh. Uh, anything else?
Nick: I think that about does it. You want me to describe what his face and body looked like?
Winston: Yeah, that'd be...
Schmidt: Wait. Have you been describing his penis this whole time?
Nick: All right, that's it. I'm done. I'm not even the one that called you guys. Man!
Dunston: And to be fair, I knew he was talking about a penis the whole time. [shows drawing] See?
Schmidt: That is way too real! Aggressively detailed.
Dunston: I had to guess on the testicles, 'cause he hadn't described 'em.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Apartment’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh... new partner's here. Guys, as they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Aly
Aly: Screw you. Here's your crap: lucky crystal, key chain fart marker, over a hundred yogurt tops, your flattened penny collection, a signed copy of a Paul Reiser biography, baby carrot thumb drive, a picture of you and Dave Coulier, loose Pez, my mom's cell number, a ticket stub from Urinetown. When did you even see that? [holds novelty glasses] Why? Why?
Winston: Oh, have you... Have you tried 'em on?
Aly: Oh, and your Pure Mood CD. This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Me neither. I pick up all my deliveries at the port.
Schmidt: The what? At the port?
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: What are you doing at the port?
Nick: Picking up my deliveries. Listen.
Schmidt: You drive all the way down to the port?
Nick: Yes.