Nick: I'm gonna go. He was average size, thin, wispy blond hair. Oddly shaped, kind of came to a point.
Winston: Uh, what does that mean?
Nick: Top heavy. A bit of a scar as if like from a hook or something.
Dunston: Gross. Ugh. Uh, anything else?
Nick: I think that about does it. You want me to describe what his face and body looked like?
Winston: Yeah, that'd be...
Schmidt: Wait. Have you been describing his penis this whole time?
Nick: All right, that's it. I'm done. I'm not even the one that called you guys. Man!
Dunston: And to be fair, I knew he was talking about a penis the whole time. [shows drawing] See?
Schmidt: That is way too real! Aggressively detailed.
Dunston: I had to guess on the testicles, 'cause he hadn't described 'em.