Nick Quote #950
Quote from Nick in The Decision
Nick: FYI-- your I'm-not-having-sex-tonight outfit is leopard print and tight. I don't know if you know that.
Reagan: It's animal print, but it's not tight. These are baggy, fuzzy PJs with a flap on the butt.
Nick: Exactly my point. You want to see what's in the envelope?
Reagan: It's a blank piece of paper.
Nick: You're so wrong. Does that look like a blank sheet of paper? [shows a piece of paper with writing that isn't clear whether it's Winston or Nick]
Reagan: Very clever.
Nick: Thanks, yeah. I thought of it when I was getting tickets to the World Series of Chili and had to prove that I was human.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Decision’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: We met... crying over the same name at the Vietnam Memorial. George... Harrison... Ford.
Schmidt: Wha...?
Cece: Who was our grandfather.
Schmidt: What? Making us cousins?
Cece: Making us cousins, because there is nothing more romantic than forbidden love.
Schmidt: Between family members? I mean, that's... You're gonna double down with that?
Cece: Yes, I am.
Schmidt: He's writing "cousins" down.
Cece: That's a positive thing.
Schmidt: No, it's not.
Quote from Cece
Philip: Ah. Mr. Schmidt. May I offer you a beverage? Perhaps an organic cucumber vodka spritzer?
Schmidt: Yes.
Cece: It is so beautiful. I feel like I'm inside Cate Blanchett.
Philip: We get that a lot.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Hybrid meals are for people who are too lazy to wake up for a proper breakfast.