Schmidt Quote #965
Quote from Schmidt in What About Fred
Nick: I know. And that's why, as a manager, I'm thinking I have to fire you.
Schmidt: Maybe you should fire me. What do you think? You save enough money, buy me out one day, you run this place on your own.
Nick: You really think I could?
Schmidt: Yeah, definitely. I mean, your dumb bitch of a mother sure could.
Nick: What?
Schmidt: Your-your mother, who, uh, we're referring to in this circumstance as a dumb bitch. I think she could probably...
Nick: Wait, what?
Schmidt: Come on. That's what you and Javier do, right? C... Your... Uh, your mother, who, uh, you know, is a dumb... is a dumb... Is that not... is that not how the joke goes?
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Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.