Nick: I know. And that's why, as a manager, I'm thinking I have to fire you.
Schmidt: Maybe you should fire me. What do you think? You save enough money, buy me out one day, you run this place on your own.
Nick: You really think I could?
Schmidt: Yeah, definitely. I mean, your dumb bitch of a mother sure could.
Nick: What?
Schmidt: Your-your mother, who, uh, we're referring to in this circumstance as a dumb bitch. I think she could probably...
Nick: Wait, what?
Schmidt: Come on. That's what you and Javier do, right? C... Your... Uh, your mother, who, uh, you know, is a dumb... is a dumb... Is that not... is that not how the joke goes?