Nick Quote #870
Quote from Nick in Big Mama P
Nick: [on the phone] I don't think I can. You have no idea how anxious this woman is to get to the party. [to the Indian woman] No, no, no, I told you, we're not there yet. You got to stay plugged in. You're such a pill.
Jess: Well, just take her to the mall, get her some soft serve. Be sure to save your receipts. I'll reimburse you from the party fund. Got to go.
Nick: Mrs. Parikh, can you keep a secret? I'm going to kill this soft serve nonsense. [she whimpers] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna play laser tag! [she screams]
Woman: [shouting in Hindi]
Nick: What are you doing?! We're gonna play laser tag! It's a fun American game! It's a fun game!
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‘Big Mama P’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.