Nick: [on the phone] I don't think I can. You have no idea how anxious this woman is to get to the party. [to the Indian woman] No, no, no, I told you, we're not there yet. You got to stay plugged in. You're such a pill.
Jess: Well, just take her to the mall, get her some soft serve. Be sure to save your receipts. I'll reimburse you from the party fund. Got to go.
Nick: Mrs. Parikh, can you keep a secret? I'm going to kill this soft serve nonsense. [she whimpers] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna play laser tag! [she screams]
Woman: [shouting in Hindi]
Nick: What are you doing?! We're gonna play laser tag! It's a fun American game! It's a fun game!