Jess Quote #872
Quote from Jess in Walk of Shame
Jess: Just because I don't have a husband or a baby or a house doesn't mean I'm not living right. We're still growing and changing. And that's a good thing. [grabs Cece's hair] Look at this hair. This is single-girl hair. This is adventure hair. This isn't boring, married, settled hair. This is... this is fun. We're fun. You know what I did last night? I got totally obliterated, and I made up a musical fable with a guy named Bearclaw, and it was better than sex. [sings] I'm a little fox, but I'm not that sly What can I say? I'm an honest little guy.
Paul: Well, I'm glad things are good...
Jess: You know what, Genzlinger? I don't care what you think of me. 'Cause this is my journey. Welcome to my freaking journey.
Paul: Great, I wish you luck...
New Girl Quotes
‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?