Schmidt Quote #887
Quote from Schmidt in The Crawl
Fawn Moscato: Hey, so listen, can't make the crawl. Bummed. But remember, tomorrow we have that photo shoot, and I'm gonna need you to look as Mexican as possible, okay?
Schmidt: It's not okay. We should be together. It's Valentine's Day.
Fawn Moscato: Come on, you don't really care about Valentine's Day, do you?
Schmidt: I don't know, maybe I do. Plus, you owe me. I ran the teleprompter at your last debate. I made "Fawn is Fine" bumper stickers on my own dime. I even krumped at that anti-gang initiative.
[flashback to Schmidt dancing in front of a group of men]
Fawn Moscato: Yeah, I have mixed feelings about that.
Schmidt: Me, too. The point is I'm tired of always doing your things. What do you want? You want a... you want a photo op or you want a boyfriend? Call me when you know what you want.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.