Jess Quote #806
Jess: The dangers of noise pollution are real. According to the World Wide Web, it can cause lack of concentration, nervousness, and misunderstandings. [banging] Sir! Sir... clearly, manual labor has sculpted your body perfectly, but could you please be quiet?
Ryan: [New York accent:] Sorry, lady, I gotta work all night.
Jess: But, sir, people live and work here. Babies sleep, dogs nap by the window. Immigrants share noodles and dance to records, with abandon.
Ryan: You're right! We should be looking out for each other.
Jess: You said it, handsome guy. But you know who else should be looking out for us? The city. [cheering and applause]
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."