Schmidt Quote #779
Quote from Schmidt in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Schmidt: We all know that men are idiots.
Gina: How long have you been in my office?
Schmidt: But what we don't know is how much they love to clean.
Gina: You're wasting my time, Schmidt. Go.
Schmidt: Come on, Gina, you have to give me this account. They want to market sponges to men. I'm the only man in the office.
Gina: Oh, speaking of. Sherri, you got the sponge account!
Sherri: Touchdown!
Schmidt: Just hear me out here. The reason why men don't talk about how much they love to clean is because they're afraid to admit it. Give me a chance here. Be the one to put Schmidt on the map. Let's blast America right in the face with a little bit of Schmidt.
New Girl Quotes
‘Julie Berkman's Older Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: No, I'm not happy. I'm poor, and I'm living in a filthy thimble. I've gone from riches to rags. It's reverse Annie.
Nick: Oh, spoiler alert. Now you just ruined Annie.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Don't worry, don't worry. I got it. I got it. I'll just clean it.
Coach: Dude, there's a sponge in your hand.
Schmidt: No, let him go. He's my inspiration. You know, living with him in that slovenly hellhole has been a secret blessing. It's made me stronger. Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise.
Cece: He usually says that speech before sex.
Schmidt: By 2015, I will have my own room. And by 2016... [looks off into the distance]
Coach: What is he looking at?
Nick: I don't know.
Schmidt: ...I will be a millionaire.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Give him the account. He's a hard worker, and he's a neat freak. How do I know that? 'Cause I share a room with him.
Gina: You two share a room?
Nick: And you should see his side. It is so clean. It looks like the inside of a Japanese subway. Speaking of sharing a bedroom, Brittany's coming over tonight. Uh, so I'm gonna need ten to 15 minutes of privacy for... I don't need 15 minutes. That's excessive. Give me five to ten. That feels braggy. Give me three to five, but no less than three 'cause that's rude to girls.