Schmidt: We all know that men are idiots.
Gina: How long have you been in my office?
Schmidt: But what we don't know is how much they love to clean.
Gina: You're wasting my time, Schmidt. Go.
Schmidt: Come on, Gina, you have to give me this account. They want to market sponges to men. I'm the only man in the office.
Gina: Oh, speaking of. Sherri, you got the sponge account!
Sherri: Touchdown!
Schmidt: Just hear me out here. The reason why men don't talk about how much they love to clean is because they're afraid to admit it. Give me a chance here. Be the one to put Schmidt on the map. Let's blast America right in the face with a little bit of Schmidt.