Jess Quote #585
Cece: Amazing. Can you believe it?
Jess: No, I can't. Finger guns? That was so stupid. My brain just froze. If the limo guy hadn't pulled away, I probably would've done a lasso.
Cece: I think you were just a little scared.
Jess: Scared of what? Saying "I love you"? I say "I love you" all the time. I'll say it right now: I love you!
Clayton Kershaw: I love you. Hi, I'm Clayton Kershaw. I'm a Los Angeles Dodger.
Jess: Yeah, and I'm Jessica Day. I'm a Los Angeles astronaut. [giggles] Not now, pal.
New Girl Quotes
‘Prince’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You think Prince has a pool?
Winston: You think he has a drawbridge?
Nick: We're never gonna get in. We're not even in a limo.
Coach: Uh, excuse me, we're in a Ford Fusion, the best car ever made. It gets double the gas mileage of...
Schmidt: Again?
Nick: Shut up. That's all you've been talking about the whole drive, and it's weird. You get sexual when you talk about it. It's in your eyes. I don't like it.
Coach: Double the gas mileage means you go double as far. Double as long.
Quote from Jess
Prince: Hi. I'm Prince. So what seems to be the problem? Oh, how rude of me. I haven't given you enough time to freak out yet. You may do so now.
Jess: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [sobs]
Nick: [high-pitched squealing]
Jess: Oh, my God!
Nick: [faints]
Jess: Nick!
Quote from Jess
Coach: Jess, how did you know the words?
Jess: I think Prince is magic.
Nick: I've always thought Prince was magic.
Winston: Where do we go from here?
Schmidt: How do we move on from this? Just go to work tomorrow?