Schmidt: You think Prince has a pool?
Winston: You think he has a drawbridge?
Nick: We're never gonna get in. We're not even in a limo.
Coach: Uh, excuse me, we're in a Ford Fusion, the best car ever made. It gets double the gas mileage of...
Schmidt: Again?
Nick: Shut up. That's all you've been talking about the whole drive, and it's weird. You get sexual when you talk about it. It's in your eyes. I don't like it.
Coach: Double the gas mileage means you go double as far. Double as long.

Coach: Jess, how did you know the words?
Jess: I think Prince is magic.
Nick: I've always thought Prince was magic.
Winston: Where do we go from here?
Schmidt: How do we move on from this? Just go to work tomorrow?

Prince: You want to know why you can't tell that nice dude you love him?
Jess: I want to say it, but...
Prince: You're scared.
Jess: Exactly.
Prince: If you say it and things don't work out, what then?
Jess: I really care for him. And I'm just worried I'm gonna lose him.
Prince: That's stupid.
Jess: You're stupid. [awkward silence]
Prince: I forgive you.
Jess: Oh, my God, thank God!
Prince: Besides anything beautiful is worth getting hurt for.
Jess: Well, that's very well put.
Prince: You know who said that?
Jess: No.
Prince: Me.
Jess: You're good. God. I wish I were more like you, Prince.
Prince: Finish your pancake. Let's get to work.
Jess: Oh, it's really good. But I'm super full.
Prince: Pancake.
Jess: Okay.