Cece Quote #94
Cece: Oh, hey, Mike. I cleaned the glasses.
Mike: Oh, wow, a bunch of broken glass in the ice tub. That'll be fun for me to clean up.
Cece: I'm sorry.
Mike: Um, I'm not gonna cover for you like Nick does, okay? I promise you that. And don't make eyes at me because it's not gonna work because I'm super gay. When I look at you, I just see... You know, it's fine, but it's bumpy, it's creepy. Eh. Doesn't do anything. It's like looking at this, it's like a it's-it's-it's-it's-it's it's not o it's not a good it's not good.
Cece: Okay.
Mike: This, all this, everything you got, eh. Three out of six.
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Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
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Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.