Nick Quote #590
[on movie screen:]
Rose: Happy birthday to my best work friend. Tina, if you see this, I'm sorry. I just feel like we drifted apart after Jeremy's cocaine thing. It was awkward.
Sadie: "When the stirrups of life start to feel like the speculum of old age" Nick, I'm not reading this. Happy birthday, Jess. Your boyfriend is sweet and simple and will not get out of my waiting room.
Bearclaw: I saw a squirrel once. It looked like Jess. Then it attacked my sister, so I had to beat it with a stick, and then it didn't look like Jess anymore. Happy birthday. It's Bearclaw.
Winston: Birthday Winston is about to do some.
[Tran is on the screen but doesn't say anything]
Nick: [to Jess] He said a bunch, but it was really weird and racist.
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‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.