[on movie screen:]
Rose: Happy birthday to my best work friend. Tina, if you see this, I'm sorry. I just feel like we drifted apart after Jeremy's cocaine thing. It was awkward.
Sadie: "When the stirrups of life start to feel like the speculum of old age" Nick, I'm not reading this. Happy birthday, Jess. Your boyfriend is sweet and simple and will not get out of my waiting room.
Bearclaw: I saw a squirrel once. It looked like Jess. Then it attacked my sister, so I had to beat it with a stick, and then it didn't look like Jess anymore. Happy birthday. It's Bearclaw.
Winston: Birthday Winston is about to do some.
[Tran is on the screen but doesn't say anything]
Nick: [to Jess] He said a bunch, but it was really weird and racist.