Nick Quote #536
Nick: First we're gonna start with compliments to build up your confidence. Okay, uh... Coach, you're a great guy. You've got strong bodies. Aah! What? You just need some more clients. I believe in you.
Coach: Thanks.
Nick: Jess, you're awesome. You are the most resourceful, optimistic, amazing person I've ever met in my life.
Jess: I can't even get my kids on a field trip.
Nick: You can do anything you put your mind to 'cause you're smart, okay? Why can't you get 'em on this field trip?
Jess: There's no way to get them to the beach.
Nick: That's a board. Karate-kick it!
Coach: You're not used to making speeches, are you?
Nick: Point of it is, is you never give up.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.