Schmidt Quote #603
Nick: [answers phone] Hey, Schmidt, what's going on, man? Everything okay?
Schmidt: Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?
Nick: Don't know. Coach and I are working out.
Schmidt: I've been trying to get you to work out for years.
Nick: Well, just come over, man.
Schmidt: I'm enjoying my space. But maybe you should just put me on speaker.
Nick: Okay, you're on.
Schmidt: Okay, cool, set the scene. What's the vibe over there?
Winston: Nick's in jeans.
Schmidt: Nixon jeans? What the hell are Nixon jeans? They sound really cool.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.