Jess Quote #497
Quote from Jess in Double Date
Jess: Schmidt! Hey! My best friend?! You Long Island street trash!
Schmidt: Damn it, Nick, you told her?
Jess: No, he didn't tell me! I I happened upon it.
Schmidt: Oh, you happened upon it? Where, in the town square?
Nick: Jess, I never wanted to be involved in this. You're so pretty.
Jess: Put your freakin' visor down. Now, you you're gonna tell Cece or I will, you you crumb bum!
Schmidt: Yes, well said.
Jess: You are a lowlife.
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.