Jess: Schmidt! Hey! My best friend?! You Long Island street trash!
Schmidt: Damn it, Nick, you told her?
Jess: No, he didn't tell me! I I happened upon it.
Schmidt: Oh, you happened upon it? Where, in the town square?
Nick: Jess, I never wanted to be involved in this. You're so pretty.
Jess: Put your freakin' visor down. Now, you you're gonna tell Cece or I will, you you crumb bum!
Schmidt: Yes, well said.
Jess: You are a lowlife.