Nick Quote #282
Winston: Okay, I'll read this damn thing; you asked for it.
Nick: This might be humiliating.
Winston: "No one in the sleepy mountain town of 'Writhe-em' City..."
Nick: That's Rhythm City.
Winston: "...knew what the meteor meant, but the one thing Mike Jr. did have was a whole lot of 'rittems.'"
Nick: Rhythm.
Schmidt: No, yeah.
Winston: "'Whoa, what bit me in the face?' Mike Jr. said to his dad Mike Sr., who sucks."
Nick: Sucks ... Mike Sr. sucks. It's a major theme throughout this.
Winston: "Mike Sr. sucks a whole bunch, much more than his neighbor Rallo."
Schmidt: Never stop reading this.
Winston: "'Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo. Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo? Uh-oh, watch your back, Laura.'" And I guess Laura is another character that he introduces, but that's it. And here's the word search.
Nick: Yeah, good luck, you idiot.
New Girl Quotes
‘Eggs’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: Guess what I'm worried about? This sound. You know what that sound is? It's the sound of an empty uterus. I don't need test results to tell me that it is The Grapes of Wrath in there. It is 1930s Dust Bowl in there, Schmidt. And they're all walking with limps.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm 30, I'm single, and I just started a new job. Tonight I used a bread roll to wipe butter off my face, and then I ate the bread roll, so I essentially used my face as a butter knife. I don't think I'm ready to bring new life into the world, but... what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?
Cece: You have no evil eggs.
Jess: I can feel them. They're turning. They watched their brothers and sisters die, and now they want to be birthed. I need to be fertilized. [shouting out the window] Fertilize me, Los Angeles!
Cece: Calm down, all right? You're overreacting.
Jess: I am overreacting! You know why? Because I want a family. I want to give my nipples a purpose. [out the window] Give my nipples a purpose!
Man: Oh, yeah!
Jess: Oh, God, that was a mistake. Duck down. That was a mistake. We're taking that test.
Quote from Jess
Sadie: Well, I think that you guys made a really smart decision coming in here today.
Jess: Sadie, once at a senior graduation party, I sat in a very hot Jacuzzi for... 12 hours. Is there any chance that I sunny-side upped my eggs?
Sadie: No, Jess.
Jess: Oh, between the years of 1998 and 2005, I used a lot of self-tanner. Like, a lot. Is that a possibility of, um... Do I...
Sadie: Okay. Nope. Here we go.
Jess: I once fell on a pommel horse...