Quote from Jess in Eggs
Sadie: Well, I think that you guys made a really smart decision coming in here today. Jess: Sadie, once at a senior graduation party, I sat in a very hot Jacuzzi for... 12 hours. Is there any chance that I sunny-side upped my eggs? Sadie: No, Jess. Jess: Oh, between the years of 1998 and 2005, I used a lot of self-tanner. Like, a lot. Is that a possibility of, um... Do I... Sadie: Okay. Nope. Here we go. Jess: I once fell on a pommel horse...