Winston: Okay, I'll read this damn thing; you asked for it.
Nick: This might be humiliating.
Winston: "No one in the sleepy mountain town of 'Writhe-em' City..."
Nick: That's Rhythm City.
Winston: "...knew what the meteor meant, but the one thing Mike Jr. did have was a whole lot of 'rittems.'"
Nick: Rhythm.
Schmidt: No, yeah.
Winston: "'Whoa, what bit me in the face?' Mike Jr. said to his dad Mike Sr., who sucks."
Nick: Sucks ... Mike Sr. sucks. It's a major theme throughout this.
Winston: "Mike Sr. sucks a whole bunch, much more than his neighbor Rallo."
Schmidt: Never stop reading this.
Winston: "'Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo. Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo? Uh-oh, watch your back, Laura.'" And I guess Laura is another character that he introduces, but that's it. And here's the word search.
Nick: Yeah, good luck, you idiot.