Cece Quote #38
Cece: Sarah? Hey, Sarah. Um, look, you should definitely not be having sex right now at this age, but when you do, just make sure you always use protection because, even if he says it's tantric and you're Indian and you know better, you're just going to end up pregnant anyways.
Schmidt: What? Cece, are you pregnant?
Sarah: [o.s.] Whoa!
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