Winston Quote #88
Russell: Let me straighten you out. Here's what you do. Your boss is power-playing you. So you need to power-play him back.
Nick: Yes.
Winston: How do I do that?
Russell: Dip your boys in his shake.
Jess: What?!
Russell: That's all you gotta do. Your testicles, dip 'em in, wring em out, dip it again and give him his shake. That's how you do it.
Jess: That's a terrible idea.
Russell: Jess, no, no. Shh. Hang on. It's like a guy thing. Territory. Jess, you don't know.
Nick: It's a guy thing, you know? Jess doesn't get it. It's a territory...
Jess: Stop copying Russell.
Nick: I'm not copying him. I love him.
Schmidt: Classic is a classic, you know what I mean? Just get in there, dunk your nuggets in his shake!
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Quote from Jess
Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
Quote from Nick
Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
Quote from Nick
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?