Russell: Let me straighten you out. Here's what you do. Your boss is power-playing you. So you need to power-play him back.
Nick: Yes.
Winston: How do I do that?
Russell: Dip your boys in his shake.
Jess: What?!
Russell: That's all you gotta do. Your testicles, dip 'em in, wring em out, dip it again and give him his shake. That's how you do it.
Jess: That's a terrible idea.
Russell: Jess, no, no. Shh. Hang on. It's like a guy thing. Territory. Jess, you don't know.
Nick: It's a guy thing, you know? Jess doesn't get it. It's a territory...
Jess: Stop copying Russell.
Nick: I'm not copying him. I love him.
Schmidt: Classic is a classic, you know what I mean? Just get in there, dunk your nuggets in his shake!