Nick Quote #15
Nick: It's not a date, Schmidt. Actually, I don't know what it is. She's, uh... she's a little hard to read.
[flashback:]
Amanda: [sarcastically] Wouldn't it be funny if we, like, went out? Like...
Nick: Do you want to go on a date?
Amanda: Yeah. We, like, go for dinner, and, like, the two of us, like, do stuff.
Nick: Is that a yes?
Amanda: I know, right?
Nick: Seriously, do you want to get dinner...?
Amanda: Right. No, I know.
[present:]
Nick: Sometimes she's so ironic that I think she's being serious.
[flashback:]
Amanda: I get it. Led Zeppelin is classic, but I mean, it's no, like, Steve Miller Band.
Nick: [scoffs] Steve Miller Band? "The Joker"? [off her expression] Oh, yeah. No, I love The Steve Miller Band.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Hey, look. You've been out of the game for a while. I have three date packages. They work every time. Package A) Close-up magic, dinner, drinks. Package B) Close-up magic, drinks. Package C) Close-up magic.
Quote from Winston
Schmidt: How'd the job interview go?
Winston: You know, terrible.
[flashback:]
Interviewer: Did you see the JWoww retweet and Gaga Twitpic?
Winston: I know Word, and I can open a document... Save it, save as, print, print preview...
[present:]
Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I've spent the last two years of my life in Latvia. I was playing ball year round. I didn't read the news. I have no idea what happened in America. I've got interviews tomorrow. Fill me in. What'd I miss?
Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.