Jess Quote #31
Jess: Well, I'm Nicholas' girlfriend. We just started dating so we're still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep, so much doing it.
Nick: So much doing it, it's crazy.
Jess: He's so soft, like a towel.
Caroline: Well, uh, it was nice to meet you.
Jess: It was so nice to meet you too, Carol.
Caroline: Caroline.
Jess: [laughs] I give up.
New Girl Quotes
‘Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: The chocolate fountain, it reminds me of the one in Tuscany, you ever been?
Brooke: Yeah, I was just there for New Year's, where's the chocolate fountain?
Schmidt: I don't know, I've never been, I'm just fascinated with the culture.
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Oh, oh there's Brooke.
Jess: Who's Brooke?
Nick: He's been into her since freshman year. She used to get drunk and pass out on our front porch. It was like having a hot, alcoholic cat.
Schmidt: I'd always leave water out for her.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Yo, let's go, we can't be late, I am in the wedding.
Nick: You're the usher, so relax.
Winston: Yeah, I'll be busy. That way I won't have to sit around answering a bunch of stupid questions all day, like, "Do you have a job?", "Are you still playing basketball?". Does it look like I'm still playing overseas basketball?
Schmidt: What is the matter with you?
Winston: This is the first job I've had in, like, two months, dude, and I really just want get in there and ush this wedding in the face!