Nick Quote #1099

Quote from Nick in Jaipur Aviv

Jess: Hey, did you ask Reagan?
Nick: I've decided to ask her, but I haven't asked her yet. I don't know how to. All I've got right now is, "Hey, Nickname"... that's what we're calling each other until we can think of something better. Uh... and after that, I'm a little stumped.
Jess: Well, why do you want Reagan to move in? Because I want to spend a lot of time with her, and if she moves in, I'll be able to spend more time with her.
Schmidt: Well, if she moved in, how would that make you feel, Nick?
Nick: I'd feel honored.
Winston: Honored or happy?
Nick: Both.
Jess: And what's your name?
Nick: My name is Nick.
Winston: Probably could've got that on my own.
Jess: Noted.
[Winston shows a text message to Reagan on Nick's phone: "Hey Nickname, I'm excited to spend time with you and I want to spend as much time with you as possible. How would I feel if you moved in? Honored and Happy. Nick."]
Nick: Wow. I mean, that's perfect. And it's already on my phone. But there's just some things I want to agonize over out loud with you guys.
Winston: And send.
Nick: I wanted to agonize, I said I needed to agonize...

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 ‘Jaipur Aviv’ Quotes

Quote from Cece

Schmidt: Cece, this is the hardest thing that I've ever had to say to you. I had always assumed that when you got serious about interior design, I was going to love your ideas. Because I love you. I hate your ideas. I hate them almost as much as I love you, which is so much.
Cece: I have to stop you right there. I appreciate the fact that you are a very dramatic man, but the next time you start a conversation with, "This is the hardest thing that I have ever had to say to you," it better end with, "I'm gay now," "I found a lump in my nut," or, "He came out of nowhere, help me get the blood off of my car."
Schmidt: I can't live in a house that you don't love. And I also can't live in a house of horrors!
Cece: Thank you for taking my note about being dramatic.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: It's only one room, one flaw. Every beautiful thing has one flaw. Marilyn Monroe has her beauty mark. "Thriller" has its Vincent Price poem.
Cece: Babe. Do you like this ceiling fan?
Schmidt: Wicker... wicker blades!
Cece: They are made from reclaimed hampers.
Schmidt: It's like a dirty laundry propeller above our bed.
Cece: [laughing]: Yes.
Schmidt: Okay!
Cece: [sighs] I love that we're on the same page. [exits]
Schmidt: That's right. Two flaws. Okay. Two flaws. No beautiful thing has two flaws, only ugly things. It's spreading.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Hey, Jess.
Jess: Did Schmidt tell you I was gonna be in here?
Winston: No.
Jess: Then how come you didn't get scared?
Winston: Before I enter any bathroom, I take a moment to myself and say, "No matter what happens in there, don't get scared." And it works, you know, except for that one time when I was at the Cubs...