Winston Quote #664
Quote from Winston in Hubbedy Bubby
Nick: [on the phone] Hey, uh, Reagan, this is Nick Miller. You said you wanted phone sex, so, here you go. Here's your phone sex. Get ready to, uh, have a... an orgasm, I guess. When I'm done with, uh... I'll just start. You are a real sandwich lady, and I want to scream your name across the ocean.
Winston: Ooh, hoo! That's nice.
Nick: Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's that's Winston. Yeah, he's in here to help, he's actually been very helpful.
Winston: What's up, girl?
Nick: He says "What's up, girl?" Oh, yeah, I'll def... Yeah, makes perfect sense. [to Winston] You need to leave right now.
Winston: Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Bye, Reagan.
Nick: No, Winston, I mean it. She brings up a valid point. We're about to do phone sex, and...
Winston: I'm walking out...
Nick: All right, Winston, take off.
Winston: Sure. For sure.
Nick: No, Winston, I mean it. This is me telling you as Nick. I would like you to leave.
Winston: As Nick. Ooh!
Nick: Hit the road.
Winston: Oh, for real?
Nick: Yeah.
Winston: Oh, I'm sorry.
Nick: Yeah.
Winston: All right, then. Oh, hey, hey, before I go, it may be bad timing, but you want to grab brunch with my boy Willy tomorrow?
Nick: No.
Winston: I'll talk to you later.
Nick: I don't want to.
Winston: You'll change your mind. [laughs]
New Girl Quotes
‘Hubbedy Bubby’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [on the phone] Yes, hello. I'm calling to remind you to vote for a better America and a vote for a better America is a vote for Hubbedy Bubbedy.
Mary Ellen: Hillary Clinton.
Schmidt: That's what I said. Hibiddy Bibbidy.
Mary Ellen: It's Hillary.
Schmidt: Yes, I know.
Mary Ellen: Hillary Clinton!
Schmidt: And I keep saying that. Okay? Hubbedy Barry. Maria Conchita Alonso.
Mary Ellen: What's wrong with you?
Schmidt: Celery Flintstone. [hangs up] I can't do this! Vote for Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan! Give me that. [grabs another phone] Paul Ryan in 20... 2020, for President of the United States. Paul Ryan in 2020! [grabs another phone] Pau... Paul Ryan in 2020. President of the United States. Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan! Paul Ryan in 20... [struggling] Get off of me! You smell like a wet campsite.
Quote from Nick
Winston: "Every moment you're on this Earth, is a moment I know where you are." You know who wrote that?
Nick: The great James Baldwin.
Winston: No, you wr... James Baldwin? What? Look, man, you sent me these cards when I was playing basketball in Latvia. And, I don't know, I kept all of them. They're beautiful, man. "I screamed your name at the ocean today, then I ate a sandwich that tasted like your smile."
Nick: "Wow, we used to be a lot closer."
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, man... you got to understand something about the long "D". At first, it's very hard. Okay? It's a lot to take. But the long "D" in the end is... [chuckling] very much worth it.
Nick: You have to see what you're doing here.
Winston: Right now you're having problems. I'm not. You know why?
Nick: 'Cause you love the long "D".
Winston: I've adjusted to the long "D".
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Sometimes it's rough. Yeah, can be bumpy road sometimes, man.
Nick: The long "D" can be bumpy.
Winston: Ooh!
Nick: Sometimes there's unexpected curves.
Winston: Don't I know it.
Nick: But once it breaks you down a little bit, you learn to like the long "D". You're gonna say something like that?
Winston: You get used to it is what I'm saying.
Nick: I think I'm done with this.