Schmidt Quote #1060
Quote from Schmidt in 300 Feet
Schmidt: Connie... you know, Presh may have booths made of reclaimed wood and carefully curated artisanal flatware... but this bar will have something that your fancy place will never have.
Connie: What's that?
Schmidt: Nick Miller.
Connie: Oh. Well. No, we'll never have that.
Schmidt: Of course I'm proud that this bar breaks even, but I think that you can do better than that. I didn't just invest in this bar, Nick. I invested in you.
Nick: No, you didn't. You don't have equity in me, and we're... I get it. Hey, Connie... yours isn't the only bar on the block that has valet, starting immediately.
Schmidt: [sniffling quietly]
Nick: We have valet, kiddo. We got valet. [voice breaking] You got valet.
Peter: This is beautiful.
Nick: The valet's yours. The valet's yours.
Connie: Um... Are they in love?
Cece: Yes. Very much so.
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Nick: Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? I hate fads, man.
Schmidt: Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: you need to give your Ds more emphasis. Fads.
Nick: What I said.
Schmidt: You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
Nick: By hating fads?
Schmidt: That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. Or "hip" bars.
Nick: We need to stop competing with trendy, hip fad bars?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Give us a chance to, first, apologize and, second, give you a little bit of context here. You see, [chuckles] we thought that you attacked our bar.
Connie: Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you for one of your numerous health code violations.
Schmidt: Some improvements definitely need to be made. We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week.
Nick: We're not sure it was a fox. Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog...
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Unbelievable. I had to park two blocks away, like an animal. The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots.
Schmidt: I've been saying for months that we need valet. Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? "Keep it running."