Nick Quote #1003
Nick: I've gathered the families here today, to end this terrible, terrible, unnecessary war. So, thank you. Connie and I have had our battles, but today we make our peace. She's of the north. She's the owner of Presh.
Connie: What is this? I only came because you said you were suing me for what I did, which, by the way, was nothing.
Nick: I lied to ensure your presence.
Connie: Good Lord.
Nick: Over here, we have Peter Verrebian.
Peter: [muffled] Yes.
Nick: Enjoying the pasta. He is also the owner of Produce/Cold Beer/Ice. Peter, I know that's what the sign above your market says. Is that the name of your establishment?
Peter: Yes.
Cece: Very creative.
Nick: Oh, and AnaLysa from AnaLysa's Nails wanted to be here, but she couldn't find somebody to cover her register. And if you've ever gone in that place, it's messy. Like, it's not a great... establishment.
Nick: How did things get this far, everybody?
Connie: This is so weird.
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Nick: Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? I hate fads, man.
Schmidt: Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: you need to give your Ds more emphasis. Fads.
Nick: What I said.
Schmidt: You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
Nick: By hating fads?
Schmidt: That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. Or "hip" bars.
Nick: We need to stop competing with trendy, hip fad bars?
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Schmidt: Give us a chance to, first, apologize and, second, give you a little bit of context here. You see, [chuckles] we thought that you attacked our bar.
Connie: Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you for one of your numerous health code violations.
Schmidt: Some improvements definitely need to be made. We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week.
Nick: We're not sure it was a fox. Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog...
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Unbelievable. I had to park two blocks away, like an animal. The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots.
Schmidt: I've been saying for months that we need valet. Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? "Keep it running."