Nick Quote #933
Nick: Maybe Winston was right. How well do we know this Reagan character? I mean, sure, she wears a wig. Not a big deal. Or, let me ask you, is it a big deal? Ask yourself, what type of person wears a wig? A bald person? Sure. I'll say so. They're bald. Somebody hiding something? Definitely.
Cece: Okay, look. Maybe she's not hiding anything, all right? Beyoncé, Beyoncé wears wigs, and you would trust Beyoncé with your life.
Nick: Yeah, I'd trust Beyoncé with my life.
[flashback:]
Nick: [sings] Ride it with my surfboard Surfboard, surfboard Bringin' on that wood, oh, baby, bringin' on that wood!
[present:]
Nick: We be all night. We be all night.
Cece: Nick, is it possible that you are maybe overthinking this just a little bit, okay? 'Cause, look, Reagan is
a really good roommate. She's quiet, she pays, she takes care of her room.
Nick: Her room. That's it. Great thinking. That's why I love you. That's why. Not physically. Uh, but as a person. Like, um, it's not sexual. I love you like a mother or a sister or a girlfriend. It's not sexual. Her room!
New Girl Quotes
‘Wig’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You know, when we first met, I had to pretend that all kinds of things were wrong with you just so I wouldn't freak out. You know, like, I gave you a glass eye for a while. You had a wooden foot for a short period of time. There was one week where I pretended that you were a Democrat.
Cece: I am a Democrat.
Schmidt: [laughing] Ah, that's so funny. I love you.
Cece: Okay. So we tell Nick she has a glass eye.
Schmidt: He'll spin out. He'll think the eye is a government-issued camera taking pictures for Langley. [Cece scoffs] Nick's a conspiracy theorist. It's like an Irish carnival up there-- just potato peels, broken rides, fiddle music, dreams left unfulfilled, bloodied soccer jerseys, bunch of women limping around named Moira.
Quote from Winston
Camilla: Are you really gonna let her get away with this? You must know how this makes me feel. You've clearly been dumped many times.
Winston: Why do people keep saying that?
Camilla: You ordered a Shirley Temple.
Winston: It's a virgin Denzel.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Okay. So I'm Camilla. Break up with me.
Reagan: [clears throat] [scoffs] Camilla...
Winston: Yes, baby. I love you so much.
Reagan: We have had a lot of really good times together, and I just...
Winston: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my goodness, oh, my God! I knew this was comin'. Oh, my God, oh, my goodness.
Reagan: What-what are you doing?
Winston: Oh, no. Are you breaking up with me? Why you hate me? Why you hate me so much?
Reagan: I don't... I don't hate you. I don't hate you.
Winston: Oh, my God, you don't? Oh, my goodness. So you're not breaking up with me. We're gonna have such a happy life together.
Reagan: I-I... I am. I am breaking up with you.
Winston: Oh, my God, you is breakin' up with me. Why you is breakin' up with me and stuff? Yo, this is mad crazy. I'm pregnant with your child. Okay.
Reagan: That isn't possible.
Winston: Yeah, his name is D'Lante.
Reagan: We would never name our child that.
Winston: Yeah. D-apostrophe-Lante.