Jess Quote #813
Quote from Jess in Coming Out
Ryan: So I've arranged for our students to speak to astronauts at the space station, uh, via Russian translator. And, as an added surprise, actually get to operate the Mars rover. You see, this is "Mission to Mars: Field Trip to Another World."
Jess: Okay, then. Well, you all had great presentations, but I'm sure no one can accuse me of favoritism when I choose Mr. G's proposal, which was so, so, so clearly the best one. [Mrs. Raws boos]
Ruth: What does space have? You can't even walk on the ground. You obviously picked it because he's your frickin' boyfriend.
Jess: Well...
Biology Teacher: I see how it is. My butt isn't cute enough. Should I call my ma and blame her for passing
on her wide flat ass? [imitates dialing phone] Hello, Ma? I'm not calling about that. Just listen. I said, just listen. It's about my butt. Should I continue?
Jess: I'm gonna say no.
Ruth: You won't frickin' get away with this.
Mrs. Raws: Eat glass and die, you tramp!
Jess: Mrs. Raws!
New Girl Quotes
‘Coming Out’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: And I am never taking this crystal off. Well, I mean, except if I'm making a tomato sauce and the crystal keeps dipping in the tomato sauce. Then I'll take it off, and that's just being practical. I don't know too much about crystal care, but, oh, I intend to find out.
Quote from Coach
Coach: It's just the accent. That's the only thing you... You like the accent? I can do an accent. [Cockney accent:] I can do an accent. You like when I do this accent, eh? [high-pitched Cockney accent] You like when I do the accent?
Ruth: Not at all.
Coach: My dad makes cheese.
Ruth: He just made me realize that I want guys who have, like, frickin' feelings and stuff.
Coach: [normal voice] Yeah, well... But the boy looks like he was raised in a muffin.
Quote from Winston
Winston: You got girl troubles, get a crystal. Look, I'm telling you, Coach, women have been checking me out all day.
[flashback:]
Bartender: From the gentleman across the bar.
Woman: This is my favorite drink. How did he...?
Winston: Something powerful told me it was.
[present:]
Winston: Now, they gave me this crystal to help me on the streets, but I'm starting to think it's gonna help me in the sheets.
Coach: Winston, look at me. And I have never been more serious about anything in my life.
Winston: Okay.
Coach: Stop rhyming.
Winston: All the timing?