Quote from Jess in Coming Out
Ryan: So I've arranged for our students to speak to astronauts at the space station, uh, via Russian translator. And, as an added surprise, actually get to operate the Mars rover. You see, this is "Mission to Mars: Field Trip to Another World." Jess: Okay, then. Well, you all had great presentations, but I'm sure no one can accuse me of favoritism when I choose Mr. G's proposal, which was so, so, so clearly the best one. [Mrs. Raws boos] Ruth: What does space have? You can't even walk on the ground. You obviously picked it because he's your frickin' boyfriend. Jess: Well... Biology Teacher: I see how it is. My butt isn't cute enough. Should I call my ma and blame her for passing on her wide flat ass? [imitates dialing phone] Hello, Ma? I'm not calling about that. Just listen. I said, just listen. It's about my butt. Should I continue? Jess: I'm gonna say no. Ruth: You won't frickin' get away with this. Mrs. Raws: Eat glass and die, you tramp! Jess: Mrs. Raws!