Jess Quote #538
Brian: Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's. Can I help you?
Jess: This morning, there were nine menus just in my apartment.
Brian: I also hate those menus, they're so bad for the environment.
Jess: It's wasteful. It's an eco-disaster.
Brian: I'll talk to my boss, see if we can change that.
Jess: Yeah, great, you do that. I'm gonna follow up with you on that.
Brian: I compost, recycle, but it's I don't feel like it's enough. Thank you. Geez, thank you so much for stepping up and saying something.
Jess: That's who I am, that's just, you know, I'm-
Brian: My name's Brian.
Jess: Jess. Jessica. Jess. It's really refreshing to meet someone who actually cares.
Brian: Well, it helps that you're gorgeous.
Jess: Ha! Blah! [laughs] Burr! No, that's crazy. That ain't real. That's dumb. That's straight dumb. You're dumb. You're nice. You excited for the holidays? I am. Hmm. Anyway...
New Girl Quotes
‘Menus’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.