Nick: There's nothing you could say that I'd get mad at.
Schmidt: Oh... okay, um, I can do this. Do you know how I broke up with Elizabeth so that I could start dating Cece again?
Nick: Absolutely, and it was really hard for you.
Schmidt: Yeah, that actually never happened.
Nick: What do you mean?
Schmidt: I'm still dating Elizabeth.
Nick: What do you mean?
Schmidt: I'm dating both of them, and neither one of them knows it, and I feel terrible about it.
Nick: But Elizabeth is gone. [Schmidt shakes his head] What do you mean?
Schmidt: She's not gone.
Nick: So you broke up with Cece-
Schmidt: I didn't break up with either one of them.
Nick: What do you mean?
Schmidt: You process this however you need to process it. If you want to keep talking it out...