Quote from Schmidt in Double Date
Nick: There's nothing you could say that I'd get mad at. Schmidt: Oh... okay, um, I can do this. Do you know how I broke up with Elizabeth so that I could start dating Cece again? Nick: Absolutely, and it was really hard for you. Schmidt: Yeah, that actually never happened. Nick: What do you mean? Schmidt: I'm still dating Elizabeth. Nick: What do you mean? Schmidt: I'm dating both of them, and neither one of them knows it, and I feel terrible about it. Nick: But Elizabeth is gone. [Schmidt shakes his head] What do you mean? Schmidt: She's not gone. Nick: So you broke up with Cece- Schmidt: I didn't break up with either one of them. Nick: What do you mean? Schmidt: You process this however you need to process it. If you want to keep talking it out...