Nick Quote #209
Jess: You never, ever put money in any tip jar, ever.
Nick: What are you talking about?
Jess: I've never seen you ever do that.
Nick: Last week, when we went to the coffee shop.
Jess: You put nickels in the tip jar!
Nick: You know what a jar is in my business?
Jess: Nickels! Nickels are worse than no money; it's an insult.
Nick: It's just a little boy saying, "Love me! Give me attention!"
Jess: You're a bartender. You live on tips. You should know better.
Nick: The nickel? The only American currency...
Jess: You can't not give someone a tip because you don't like tip jars!
Nick: ...graced with the face of Thomas Jefferson.
Jess: Well, I think that's rude, Nick!
Nick: I didn't realize you were on the fence about the Louisiana Purchase...
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Quote from Jess
Jess: Last night was horrible. Sam came over, we tried to make out, I stopped it, and then we just laid there like the old couple in The Notebook waiting to die.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Are-are you spelling it right? Two "G"s, silent "B."
Megan: Here's a picture of the whole family. And you are not in it.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, somebody had to take the picture, Megan.
Courtney: Just admit it. You're not a Romney.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not a Romney? Would a non-Romney know this? That Ma and Pa never go to bed angry. That there are 16 grandchildren, Allie, Joe, Thomas, Gracie, Wyatt, Parker, Miles, Jonathan, Sawyer, Nate, Nash, Mia, Owen, Soleil, Nick and Chloe.
Megan: Those are just facts you got from the Internet.
Schmidt: I'm proud to be a Romney. Okay? I'm proud to have had a dad that was around when I was growing up. A dad that took me camping, a dad that spent Saturdays with me, throwing... throwing the football. A dad that gave me a wink when I left for prom night and said, "Be safe, son." When I think of a dad like that, I'm proud not only of the Romney name, but of this country. God bless Mitt Romney. God bless America.
April: It's a candid shot from the governor's biography. The caption says, "The whole family."
Schmidt: Nitpicking turns me off. You're all horribly unattractive to me. Tugg Romney, out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Yeah, no, nobody gets rowdy like us Romney boys. Just a bunch of alphas, you know what I mean?That is, of course, unless we're fishing on Lake Winnipesauke. There's nothing that I love more than just getting out on the water with Dad, the freezing cold dawn, a couple of cold beers in hand. Having that one quick moment...
Courtney: Your dad doesn't drink. He's a Mormon.
Schmidt: Well, we don't drink the beers, Courtney. You know, we just buy them to support American breweries. Then we dump them in the lake. 'Cause we're Americans.