Jess Quote #1309
Quote from Jess in Godparents
Winston: No, no, no, no. He just got here. You know, I want to talk about the old days in Chicago.
Van Bishop: Never been there. Garbage city.
Winston: Yeah, it has its bad parts, but, you know, the education system is getting... Wait. You've never been there?
Van Bishop: Never been there.
Jess: You know what? I totally know what he means, because I feel like sometimes I've never been to L.A., and I live here. You know what I mean? Like, ask me where the ocean is. "Uh, to the left?" I don't know. Should we hit the road?
Winston: Jess? What's going on?
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Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
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Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?