Nick Quote #1291
Quote from Nick in Godparents
Cece: Hi, honey. I am so sorry. You must be hungry. Right? No worries, 'cause Uncle Nick has your sandwich.
Nick: I do. I have your sandwich. Here you go.
Ruth: You ate it.
Nick: The truth is I sat on it. [chuckles] Maybe I took a bite. I took a couple bites. I ate a lot of it.
Cece: You know what? It gonna be... Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. She is going full armadillo. I need my phone. Give me my phone.
Nick: Well, I'm her godfather. I'm not a fisherman's vest.
Cece: No. What you are is the human equivalent of the crack between two couch cushions.
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Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
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Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?