Jess Quote #1305
Quote from Jess in Godparents
Aly: Jess, can you stay back for a moment?
Jess: Yeah. You chose wisely. I will revolutionize being a godparent. Your son will be my Cinderell... o.
Winston: We'll be reviewing your performance weekly. You can be replaced.
Jess: Heavy is the head that holds the crown, but strong are the neck muscles that hold up said head.
Aly: Ooh.
[After Jess leaves, Aly puts a cigarette in her mouth and Winston pulls out a lighter. Jess returns]
Jess: Cigarette! [takes cigarette, snaps it in two]
Aly and Winston: Well done.
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Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?