Jess Quote #1257
Cece: [on video chat] It's so weird to think of him dating again.
Bob Day: [o.s.] Oh! Oh...
Jess: Wait. What is that? It sounds like someone's moving a washing machine. Oh, my God, my dad's boning!
My dad's boning! My dad's boning!
Cece: Oh, my God, listen to me. Get out of the house. Get out of the house! [cans clattering loudly]
Bob Day: [o.s.] Jess? Is that you?
Jess: No. Yes. I mean, no, it's the cans. I just, um... Finish what you're doing. No, don't finish. I mean, everyone deserves to finish-- oh, God! [cans clattering] Oh, cans!
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Quote from Aly
Aly: You ended a relationship without any confrontation. You got what you wanted.
Nick: Then why do I feel so terrible?
Aly: Maybe you feel bad because your relationship with Reagan actually meant something to you, and you ended it like it didn't.
Nick: Right. I'm sorry I put you in the middle of this, Aly. But I'm also glad you were here 'cause I feel like we bonded.
Aly: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.
Nick: Welcome to the loft.
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: What about Priscilla?
Bob Day: What?
Jess: What? Come on.
Bob Day: No. No. I'm an old man. She doesn't want an old man. Look. I've got a Band-Aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old-man thing.
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: Look, we're not in the same boat, okay? I can't move on. I love him.
Bob Day: Nick? What do you see in him? I mean, he looks like the only white waiter at a Chinese restaurant.