Winston Quote #810
Winston: You can salute me, too. 'Cause, uh, I'm also a cop.
Charmaine: What?!
Winston: Uh, uh, uh, I'm-I'm not a super successful morning radio shock jock.
Charmaine: There's no radio show?
Winston: No. I'm a... I'm an officer of the law.
Charmaine: What?!
Winston: That's not how you reacted when Aly said she was a cop.
Charmaine: Being a parent is like wearing your heart outside your body, and now you're telling me that my heart is on these streets by himself? Sampling drugs with a knife to see if it's really cocaine? My heart knows what cocaine tastes like?
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