Schmidt Quote #1235
Quote from Schmidt in Rumspringa
Nick: Ding, ding, ding, ding. What the hell is going on here? If everybody's jumping in, I'm gonna jump in. Reagan says my room looks stupid, like a teenager lives there.
Cece: She's correct.
Jess: No one's authorized to ding, ding, ding except for Schmidt and I. And you you're not supposed to say "ding, ding, ding" when you ding, ding, ding.
Schmidt: Guys, please. These are all common topics. This is why I proposed Common Lunch, but nobody showed up.
New Girl Quotes
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!