Schmidt Quote #1166

Quote from Schmidt in Last Thanksgiving

Nick: Hey, Ann Kim, show your face. You cold-hearted zombie.
Ann Kim: Who's down there?
Schmidt: It's Gavin's son. I don't know if you remember this, but we went on a double date once. My wife got terribly ill from some truffle oil. Rich foods don't agree with her.
Ann Kim: Did Gavin send you?
Schmidt: No, no, no. He doesn't even know that I'm here. Look, Ann Kim, he's heartbroken. You opened up something inside of him, and you turned him into the man that I always knew that he could be. And darn it, I'm just a kid... [sighs] hoping for a Thanksgiving miracle. Why don't you give him a second chance and come back with us, and let's all give thanks together.

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 ‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.

Quote from Robby

Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.

Quote from Nick

Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?