Jess Quote #1066
Quote from Jess in House Hunt
Jess: Guys, I know I found this place, but... yikes.
Nick: Is that a bloody kite?
Winston: I smell coyote babies.
Schmidt: The other house was just too expensive.
Cece: Yeah, this place is actually perfect. Or at least it will be, once we redo it.
Jess: This whole room could be mid-century. You could use the crown molding as a focal point. [squeaking, scuttling] I'm sorry. I'm inserting.
Schmidt: It's okay. Look, we clearly are gonna need everyone's help on this.
Jess: Oh, thank you, God! Okay. We have to extend the dining room, track light the hallway, that closet is begging to be a half bath...
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‘House Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Quote from Aly
Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.